nevertrustastegosaurus:

"your lipsticks too thick!" GURL ROBERT SMITH’S LIPSTICK IS SO THICK IT GOES OFF HIS LIPS 90% OF THE TIME AND LOOK HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE HIM

babygoatsandfriends:

baby goats playing on other animals

everything is a playground when you’re a baby goat

blackcubs:

mvvah:

blackcubs:

fukwhore:

Angelina, late 1990s

HAHAA omg so I saw the first photo on a magazine today and it said something about Angelina Jolie doing drugs. Smh these magazine makers need to be shot

No she was legit addicted to drugs^

WAS, yes thank you, but she isn’t now, 2014/1990s

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)
tatersinthebuilding:


This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

tatersinthebuilding:

This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time